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Kotar
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:43 pm    Post subject: The Loneliest Retard Reply with quote





He was caught up in the moment. With everyone cheering and jubilating about, how could he not? He had cleaved and intercepted well -- that much he knew. For a brief period he felt part of something pure. Something he hadn't felt in a long while.

But the feeling was fleeting. As his cohorts carried on with each other and gathered their things, the feeling began to lose its purchase. His mind began to wander; and as it did, so did he. He found himself alone in the corner of the room. His eyes, with focus lost, stared blankly toward an incomprehensible object.

Although he could not see it, his master had fixed his gaze upon him. He was giving him that look. That look that he has come to know and fear all too well. That look; evil, depraved, and nefarious. No, he couldn't see that look. He didn't need to. Events past told him that it was there. And it had never been more sinister.

The sorrow filled him. He knew what the night was to bring with it. He knew that his master's breath, hot with the scent of apple cider and cheap vodka, would fill his senses again. In fact, he welcomed it. He knew he could focus on that familiar smell. It would give him something to latch on to. It would shield his mind from the vile and violating things his master would unleash upon his innocence. He laughed out loud. What innocence?

And for a moment he envied Putricide. He envied his death. Oh, how sweet it would be to finally have that release. Release from his perpetual nightmare.

He would have no sleep tonight. No. Tonight his only companions would be his own tear-stained pillow and the congealed filth of his master.

Tonight Bordela would claim one more prize.



The sorrow consumed him.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHAHA
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bordela...jeez man.

do all warlocks....take that route? am i the only outsider? fuck it im playing the alt from here on out.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hilarious.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHA I was going to rip on Ko for the long winded circle jerk, that is until I saw that I had made a cameo in this kill announcement!

So Huzzah we killed that Fucker we killed him good! Now Ko come catch for me...

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